8 Reasons Why Live Journal Sucks

I really dislike Live Journal for the following reasons:

1. The whiney bitches that write on there... most of whom are fat and ugly.

2. Nobody writes anything interesting. I don't want to read about your boyfriend who forgot to call, your Degrassi marathon parties, or your anecdote about how you couldn't choose what kind of tampons you wanted last Thursday.

3. The communities and the obsessive fans on them.

4. The egomaniacs who simply scan for their name when reading other people's entries. You know who you are. These are also the same people who tell you to write about it in your "LJ" when something funny happens.

5. The people who (for some unknown reason) have a tendency to TyPe LiKe ThIs AnD nEvEr StOp. Do they not have anything better to do than to hit and un-hit the shift button?

6. The never ending amount of Blink 182, NSync, Etc. communities. If you are going to be enough of a loser to create a community, why not try and be original with it?

7. Too many people with names like XiamemoX, DeathCabForBetty, or the nonconformist OiamnotthatemoO. You need to stop making names like this.

8. Not enough people writing about this website. Seriously, you guys obviously have nothing better to write about, so why not whore yourself to me by plugging my website? The more you plug it, the more you listen to me, and the more you listen to me, the more of a stupid whore you are! There is no point in trying not to be a stupid whore because no matter what you do, you will always be one... so you may as well be my stupid whore.

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