I could make reality TV a whole shit-load better
Reality TV sucks. There is never any original ideas anymore and it's all about drama. With shitty shows now like He's A Lady and Survivor 39: Nicole Kidman's Ass, it's a wonder that this phase in TV hasn't died out yet. I know you're all sick of it, so I am here to offer a solution: better reality TV shows.
Who wants to marry a transvestite? Well, I sure as hell don't!
Six of the seven women pictured above are transvestites with huge penises, and one of them is an actual hot bitch. After making them perform various tricks as if they were monkeys and parading them around stage for a while, the male contestant has to pick one to marry. The big catch is that he does not find out if he chose correctly until the night of his wedding.
How about it Fox? Ready to pick this show up, yet? Ok, guess not. Well, I have one more to throw out there for you:
Can you name that ass? Click here to see if you guessed correctly!
Basically, you see a picture a celebrity's ass, then you have one chance to guess the asshole celebrity to which the picture corresponds. If you guess incorrectly, you get thrown into a tub full of piss and shit. If you guess correctly, you get that satisfaction of knowing you came "this" close to being thrown in a tub of piss and shit.
Ahhh... I love writing this stupid website.
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