Frequently Asked Questions
...and other various comments
Do you realize that your site is a Maddox rip-off?
Yes, of course I do. You are an idiot if you even need to ask this question. If you want to see my response to someone that tried to bitch me out about this, click here.
Do you realize that Maddox's site is better than yours?
Seeing as I've only been writing/working on this site for less than a year, and Maddox has been doing his since 1997... well, let me think about this for a while.
You made a spelling/grammar mistake in your ______ article.
I really don't care. If I made a spelling or grammar mistake somewhere, it was probably an acident. However, don't use this FAQ answer to justify making a hundreds of spelling and grammar mistakes in your emails to me. There is a difference between a typo and flat out murdering the English language.
You should write an article about _______.
Stop right there. Please do not send me article suggestions. I don't want to get accused of ripping you off.
Can you write an article for my website?
Maybe. It really just depends on whether I am busy or not. If you want to use an article that is already on my page, just ask. I'm sure I will say yes as long as you link back to this website.
Are you a giant cock in real life too?
Yes. I can fly too. I am a giant flying cock. Not surprisingly, I am very easily recognizable.
If you want to ask a question, just email me at email@example.com
Questions? Contact the giant flying cock at firstname.lastname@example.org
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