My attempt at getting more girls to come to this website

90 percent of the emails I get from people are guys. I am getting really sick of the sausage fest my website has become, so I want to be able to appeal to girls. So, here is my new pink background, like it?

Here are some more things that girls really like:

It is a well known fact that girls are only good for cooking and cleaning, and everybody knows they love to do what they do best. So, now that I have a picture of a stove on my website, girls will come flocking. It is simple psychology.

Check it out, girls! Here is a picture of the cutie-pie of the century, Matt Damon. Look at those beautiful eyes .. and those lips! Don't you just want him to hold you as slowly, your mouths move closer and closer together like magnets. His soft breath gently caressing your brow. Then as your lips meet, your tongue slithers its way down his throat as it licks his tonsils vigorously. Your palms become sweaty as they reach down his pants. And as you unbutton them, he lets out a gasp of joy. You reach down and ...

But I digress ... Matt Damon will surely bring the ladies to my website. Sausage Fest - no more!

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