This Article is Sketch
Sketch is the most annoying word used today. If you are fortunate enough to not have heard this word, it basically is a synonym for "dubious" but for jackasses. The word was popular about 5 or 6 years ago among preppy bitches, but somehow came back recently into the mainstream. The only difference between the word then and now is that the jackasses using the word don't actually know what it means. Instead, they use it in place of every adjective they can. I've even heard one kid saying "sketch! sketch! sketch! sketch! sketch!" etc. after one of his friends fell in an embarrassing fashion. After that, I knew I had to do something.
I must get rid of every person who says the word "sketch." I knew that kids today love money-grubbing lawyers, so if I suggest beating them down with bats, there might be a lot of lawsuits. Instead, I suggest hitting them with cars. Here is a picture for demonstration:
This way, all the people that say sketch will be dead, so they can't sue you. And if their family decides to sue, then they can't because it will be a hit & run. I am good at this. Hopefully, within the first hundred of "sketch" killings, people will start seeing the victims as examples and stop saying the word. If they don't, it just means more fun for me.
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