Worst sodas of all time.
I’ve been drinking a lot of soda
lately and I’ve come to realize that I really hate the stuff. They are full of sugar and calories – the same
stuff that turns the three fat shitty asshole that read my
site into three obese shitty assholes that read my site. Most of them
taste like piss, vomit, feces, or a combination thereof. But to top it off, the
carbonation makes me really flatulent. Well, here are the worst sodas of all
time:
1.
Fresca – This may be
good for you because it has no calories, but it doesn’t come without a price. “What
is that price?” you ask. Well, you may not have noticed it, but Fresca makes your farts smell awful. They transform your run of the mill shit-smelling farts into
giant life-killing odors of doom. Also, the two new flavors of Fresca just suck.
2. Mellow Yellow
– I think this one just goes without saying. I have a friend who used to work
at a Mellow Yellow bottling plant, and I’ll just tell you that the color isn’t
just Yellow Dye #7.
3. Pepsi – Let’s
face it, Pepsi just tastes like flat coke. Yeah, I’m talking to you all you
Pepsi fanatics. You are just drinking a
shittier version of coke.
4. RC Cola –
Oh, man. If you think Pepsi is bad, you should try this shit. It literally tastes like raw sewage. One swig of this crap and you’ll be sterile
for the rest of your life.
5. Any kind of diet soda – If you like this stuff, you
should be killed. Go jump off a bridge and don’t bother leaving a note.
P.S. If anyone
tries to tell me that it’s called “pop” instead of soda, I’m going to get five
men with 12” cocks to unload right in your face.